Corrupt a Wish

[Aven]

Didn't see this game anywhere, so I shall begin it.

The idea is simple: One person makes some sort of a wish. The next person to post has to grant the wish, but has to add some sort of condition or aftereffect that the wisher hadn't expected. Then you make your own wish, and so on. Be as creative (and/or nonsensical) as you like both when wishing and corrupting.

For example:
Person 1: I wish I could fly.
Person 2: Granted, but you can't land.

I'll start.

I wish the sky was purple.

 

[Shinseph]

Granted, though the chemical composition of the air no longer include oxygen.

I wish I had more time.

 

[Aven]

Granted. Your entire body is covered by giant watches.

I wish everyone was invisible.

 

[Selvaria Bles]

Granted nobody his around you, forever alone

I wish I could know what to wish for.

 

[Shinseph]

Granted, you want to wish for a fish sandwich, with extra lolis.

I wish nintendo would wise up and release a pokemon mmo.

 

[Selvaria Bles]

granted, Nintendo abolished pokemon

I wish for sword.

 

[Aven]

Granted, but it's made of noodles.

I wish for pie.

 

[Shinseph]

Granted, but it's soylent green.

I wish for money.

 

[Selvaria Bles]

granted its monopoly money

I wish for erza

 

[Shinseph]

Granted, but she's only a printed photo.

I wish I knew what to do right now.

 

[Selvaria Bles]

granted your turning into a zombie

I wish I could watch some tv right now?

 

[Shinseph]

Granted but the only thing on it is reruns of I Love Lucy.

I wish for more charisma.

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but you can only attract more insects.

I wish for galactic space battles.

 

[Aven]

Granted, but they are in a galaxy far, far away.

I wish all plant life was sentient.

 

[Shinseph]

Granted but they're also all carnivorous.

I wish it was the future.

 

[Infamous]

granted, but the earth has been destroyed

I wish to be 21 years old forever

 

[Shinseph]

Granted, you are now a sparkly vampire...I mean fairy.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

 

[Infamous]

granted, but your fatigue will eventually kill you

i wish for world peace

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Granted but everything is dead~

I wish for a cup of tea~

 

[Shinseph]

Granted but it is incredibly bland.

I wish for a longer weekend.

 

[Infamous]

granted, but everybody's working for the weekend

i wish for perfect gracefulness

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Granted but only when no one can see~

I wish for a better flavor of chips~

 

[Shinseph]

Granted, but they go moldy in 1.2 seconds.

I wish for bigger HDDs.

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but they all die within 3 months

I wish for cream puffs

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Granted but theyre all flat~

I wish for a more advanced world~